A former U.S. Attorney, Tim Griffin, a protege of Karl Rove and alumnus of the Rovian wing of the Luntz-Rove Nixonian Training Institute for Republican Dirty Tricksters, Political Pimps and Partisan Thugs has decided to run for a U.S. House seat in Arkansas.
Griffin graduated with the highest honors, summa cum laude, from the Institute whose sole mission is to dismantle the basic tenets of a democratic Republic. One of the first means by which to accomplish this goal is to ensure that those who are not registered Republicans, especially minorities, do not have the opportunity to exercise their right to vote.
The Institute's curriculum is designed to teach students how to effectively cage voting rolls thereby creating false challenges for particular demographics of voters. So, when certain voters (minorities, the homeless, college students who move frequently and members of the military that are serving tours of duty overseas) mail in absentee ballots, or appear at the polls, they will find that their names are not on the voter roll. Some may be given provisional ballots that are not likely to be counted.
Luntz-Rove Nixonian Institute students are also taught effective measures for using fuzzy math when counting the votes during close elections.
Advanced training is offered to those with a high levels of skill and expertise for shutting down vote recounts, also during close elections.
The Institute is deeply committed to the character assassination of all who oppose Republican ideology.
The Luntz-Rove Nixonian Training Institute strives to create false impressions about Democratic politicians and organizations that provide outreach services to minorities. It also seeks to wage slash and burn jihads against Democratic lawmakers' characters using any tactics available.
In addition to the Voter Fraud and Disenfranchisement Program, students can also enroll in the Entrapment Journalism curriculum. This course teaches students how to pose as pimps and other unsavory characters in order to confuse, set-up and later ruthlessly attack an opponent.
After one masters the EJ curriculum, exceptional students will be eligible to enroll in the How to Wiretap Opponents' Phones Without Getting Caught series. Prerequisites include at least two of the following: Strong candidates will have tortured animals at some point during their childhood years; they will have frequently lied to their parents and teachers; they have held the distinguished title of school bully while in middle school. Candidates who have cheated on multiple occasions on exams and engaged in the frequent use of plagiarism in college are highly encouraged to apply. Those who have had DUI charges dropped thanks to influential interference and those who are right wing war hawks that have refused to serve in the military will receive top consideration.
While the Institute's most recent graduate James O'Keefe's expertise lies in the realms of entrapment journalism and illegal wiretapping (except that he got caught) Griffin excels in the area of voter caging.
The Luntz-Rove Nixonian Training Institute expresses its deep and heartfelt commitment to the principles that are deeply embedded by its sleaze and scumbag pollsters, donors and directors.
The Board of Directors enthusiastically supports its chief pollster, Mr. Frank Luntz for his exhaustive efforts in his attempts to kill off health care reform and the regulation of the financial sector.
Frank Lutz, a co-founder and active operative of the Institute writes a how-to manual to Republican lawmakers that instructs them to protect the banks while fooling, confusing and screwing the people.
I guess Luntz has had an impact on Republican voters. Republican opportunists and tools for the fat cats have driven the GOP base over the sanity cliff.
Frank Luntz, Tim Griffith and James O'Keefe have has been forced out of their protective cave with its deep and dark shadows. Fortunately for the people, all have been brought into the bright sunlight. Let's send them all to a hell they never knew existed.
